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Facebook fun…

From time to time I ‘borrow’ funny and/or interesting pictures from my friends on Facebook. I’ve been organizing all the pics on my computer tonight and thought I’d share these before I tossed them in the recycle bin.

Do you recognize anyone? All but three are from Gold River residents. I love the bird ones the best – every time I look at that pudgy blue bird I want to take that tray of food away from it!

You know you’re from a small town when:

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The local phone book has only one yellow page.
You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it’s still there, on the same chair.
You don’t signal turns because everyone knows where you’re going, anyway.
You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.
A “Night on the Town” takes only 11 minutes.
The New Year’s baby was born in October.
You can name everyone you graduated with.
There is no point in high-school reunions because everyone knows what everyone else is doing anyway.
You said the ‘f’ word and your parents knew within the hour.
You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn’t.
It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.
Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
Being able to hit a road sign with a beer bottle while driving down the highway is considered a necessary skill.
The best burgers in town are at the rink.
You know exactly where to go when the party is at “the lake”.
You can’t help but date a friend’s ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.
You laugh your butt off reading this because you know they’re all true and forward it to everyone who lives in your town! (because you know them all!)