Do you recognize anyone?  All but three are from Gold River residents.  I love the bird ones the best – every time I look at that pudgy blue bird I want to take that tray of food away from it!

• The local phone book has only one yellow page.
• You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it’s still there, on the same chair.
• You don’t signal turns because everyone knows where you’re going, anyway.
• You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.
• A “Night on the Town” takes only 11 minutes.
• The New Year’s baby was born in October.
• You can name everyone you graduated with.
• There is no point in high-school reunions because everyone knows what everyone else is doing anyway.
• You said the ‘f’ word and your parents knew within the hour.
• You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn’t.
• It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
• The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
• You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
• Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.
• Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
• Being able to hit a road sign with a beer bottle while driving down the highway is considered a necessary skill.
• The best burgers in town are at the rink.
• You know exactly where to go when the party is at “the lake”.
• You can’t help but date a friend’s ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
• Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.
• You laugh your butt off reading this because you know they’re all true and forward it to everyone who lives in your town! (because you know them all!)